1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:05,540 --> 00:00:07,814 The babysitter... 3 00:00:07,815 --> 00:00:11,652 Thought she was safe, but what she didn't know was... 4 00:00:11,653 --> 00:00:13,220 Was what? 5 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:17,867 The clown with the chainsaw was watching her from... 6 00:00:17,868 --> 00:00:20,688 - From where? - Inside... 7 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:23,929 - The house! - [Screams] 8 00:00:25,515 --> 00:00:28,593 Okay, that's it. I'm putting an end to this fake camp-out. 9 00:00:28,594 --> 00:00:30,177 Aw. 10 00:00:30,178 --> 00:00:33,445 Hey! There is nothing fake about our camp-out. 11 00:00:33,446 --> 00:00:35,492 Now turn the fire back on. 12 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,917 Rudy, if you just apologized to the Park Ranger, 13 00:00:37,918 --> 00:00:40,029 maybe he'll let us back into the Seaford Campground. 14 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:41,725 I am not apologizing to anybody. 15 00:00:41,726 --> 00:00:44,074 Rudy, you hit him repeatedly with your canoe paddle. 16 00:00:44,075 --> 00:00:46,903 I thought a bear was attacking my boat! 17 00:00:46,904 --> 00:00:50,439 If you're that hairy, you should not be swimming in public. 18 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,977 Why don't I get everyone in the mood with some good, old-fashioned campfire songs? 19 00:00:53,978 --> 00:00:56,498 Please don't. 20 00:00:57,009 --> 00:00:58,982 Oh... 21 00:00:58,983 --> 00:01:03,152 [Playing off-key] She'll be coming around the mountain when... 22 00:01:03,153 --> 00:01:04,587 [Guitar thuds, breaks] 23 00:01:04,588 --> 00:01:06,690 Well, you got farther into the song than last year. 24 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,425 - Yeah. - Oh, that's very true. 25 00:01:08,426 --> 00:01:10,496 - I'm outta here. - Me too. I'm out. 26 00:01:10,497 --> 00:01:11,973 - Yeah. - No! 27 00:01:11,974 --> 00:01:13,682 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 28 00:01:13,683 --> 00:01:17,934 See, you know, I knew you city slickers wouldn't last out here in the wild. 29 00:01:17,935 --> 00:01:21,104 That's why I did what any responsible camp counselor would do. 30 00:01:21,105 --> 00:01:23,473 Padlocked the door and swallowed the key. 31 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,541 All: What?! 32 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:25,542 [Laughs] 33 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,075 Settle in, campers! 34 00:01:27,076 --> 00:01:30,972 It's gonna be three days before we see that key again. 35 00:01:30,973 --> 00:01:32,941 Yeah well, two if I eat a fiber bar. 36 00:01:32,942 --> 00:01:34,723 [Alarm rings] 37 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:38,087 Hey hey, check it out. Those guys are coming out of the athletic authority. 38 00:01:38,088 --> 00:01:40,707 Sweet! Must be their annual ski mask sale. 39 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:44,008 Jerry, those are robbers! 40 00:01:45,528 --> 00:01:47,464 Hurry up! Open the door! We gotta stop 'em. 41 00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:48,598 I'll get the key. 42 00:01:48,599 --> 00:01:50,759 [Gagging] 43 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:53,068 [Metal clatters] 44 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:55,814 Car key, key to the riding mower. 45 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:58,474 Oh, anybody want a jelly bean? 46 00:01:58,475 --> 00:02:00,366 No? Okay. 47 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:01,811 [Rock music playing] 48 00:02:01,812 --> 00:02:02,816 - Don't... - Don't... 49 00:02:02,817 --> 00:02:03,797 - You... - You... 50 00:02:03,798 --> 00:02:05,056 Get all tough with me! 51 00:02:05,057 --> 00:02:05,803 I'm saying... 52 00:02:05,804 --> 00:02:06,812 - Won't... - Won't... 53 00:02:06,813 --> 00:02:07,739 - You... - You... 54 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:09,160 Come kick it with me? 55 00:02:09,161 --> 00:02:11,429 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 56 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:13,331 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 57 00:02:13,332 --> 00:02:18,500 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 58 00:02:18,501 --> 00:02:20,525 Here we go, let's start the party! 59 00:02:20,526 --> 00:02:22,075 Chop it up like it's karate. 60 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,444 Everybody! 61 00:02:23,445 --> 00:02:24,730 - Don't... - Don't... 62 00:02:24,731 --> 00:02:25,747 - You... - You... 63 00:02:25,748 --> 00:02:26,967 Get all tough with me! 64 00:02:26,968 --> 00:02:27,703 I'm saying... 65 00:02:27,704 --> 00:02:28,742 - Won't... - Won't... 66 00:02:28,743 --> 00:02:29,652 - You... - You... 67 00:02:29,653 --> 00:02:31,115 Come kick it with me? 68 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:33,672 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 69 00:02:33,673 --> 00:02:35,403 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 70 00:02:35,404 --> 00:02:41,304 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 71 00:02:46,883 --> 00:02:50,541 Any details about the way he looked will help our sketch artist. 72 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:51,854 Oh, there was something. 73 00:02:51,855 --> 00:02:56,595 Yeah, in the middle of his face he had this mound of flesh that had two holes in it. 74 00:02:56,596 --> 00:02:58,683 You mean a nose? 75 00:02:58,684 --> 00:03:01,204 You are good. 76 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,455 Guys, we told the sketch artist what he looked like, 77 00:03:03,456 --> 00:03:05,173 and he drew a really good likeness of him. 78 00:03:05,174 --> 00:03:07,140 Don't need it. Drew it myself. 79 00:03:07,141 --> 00:03:10,681 Detective, this is your man. 80 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:13,636 Or you could look for this guy. 81 00:03:13,637 --> 00:03:14,658 [Scoffs] 82 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:19,939 Yeah. Good luck fishing in the dark with that mess. 83 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,295 That's Benny the Blade. 84 00:03:23,296 --> 00:03:26,084 We've been trying to put him away for years. 85 00:03:26,085 --> 00:03:29,408 But nobody's ever been brave enough to point the finger at him. 86 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:33,345 Not until Rudy Gillespie came along! 87 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,591 You see this finger? It was born to do two things, 88 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:38,397 and one of them is point at bad guys. 89 00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:39,596 What's he other thing? 90 00:03:39,597 --> 00:03:45,237 I don't feel comfortable saying it in front of the cop. 91 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:50,645 We arrested the suspect. Now we just need you to identify him. 92 00:03:50,646 --> 00:03:53,536 Uh... I know how this works. This is two-way glass. 93 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:56,586 - Benny can't see us. - You know, this is kinda exciting. 94 00:03:56,587 --> 00:04:00,324 I know. No one has ever identified this guy because he's so dangerous. 95 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:04,516 Not till Rudy J. Gillespie came along. 96 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:06,945 The "J" stands for justice. 97 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,748 I thought you said it stood for jam master. 98 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,124 - Jujitsu. - Jaguar. 99 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,261 Jermaine. 100 00:04:11,262 --> 00:04:15,415 All right, it changes with the situation! 101 00:04:15,416 --> 00:04:18,586 So, let the record show that I... 102 00:04:18,587 --> 00:04:24,119 Rudy Gillespie, along with my students, identify that man! 103 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,893 Ah! 104 00:04:25,894 --> 00:04:31,036 Glass is down! Glass is down, people! Hero out! Go go go go! 105 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,952 Aah! Let me out! 106 00:04:32,953 --> 00:04:35,113 [Screams] 107 00:04:38,064 --> 00:04:40,224 Hey! 108 00:04:40,789 --> 00:04:42,647 Come on! 109 00:04:42,648 --> 00:04:44,742 Kickin' it with you! 110 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:48,673 I am feeling pretty great about putting Benny away. 111 00:04:48,674 --> 00:04:52,815 Yeah, you should. You committed a selfless act and helped make Seaford a safer place. 112 00:04:52,816 --> 00:04:56,818 Oh, that's not why. I'm getting a $5,000 reward. 113 00:04:56,819 --> 00:04:59,956 Hey, we all identified him, so we should all share the reward money. 114 00:04:59,957 --> 00:05:02,777 What reward money? 115 00:05:03,692 --> 00:05:06,238 Fine. We'll split it five ways. 116 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,902 Ooh ooh! Turn on the news. 117 00:05:07,903 --> 00:05:12,015 We'll watch Benny get taken into the Courthouse for sentencing. 118 00:05:12,016 --> 00:05:14,395 This is Chappy Chapman outside the Seaford Courthouse, 119 00:05:14,396 --> 00:05:16,398 awaiting the arrival of Benny the Blade. 120 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,458 I'll say it, Chappy's got the best hair in Seaford. 121 00:05:19,459 --> 00:05:22,977 Seriously, dude? I'm sitting right here. 122 00:05:22,978 --> 00:05:26,797 It looks like the van has just arrived, and Benny is being taken into the Courthouse. 123 00:05:26,798 --> 00:05:30,926 There, he'll be arraigned and set... oh, no! Oh, this isn't good. 124 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:35,365 He's got, like, ninja people. Oh, my... Benny's men have come and... 125 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:39,417 Oh, he's running. This is not good. Now he's coming back. 126 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:41,999 Benny, please. Do not hit me in my perfectly... 127 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,833 - Oh! - Ooh, right in the hair. 128 00:05:44,834 --> 00:05:46,621 Rudy Gillespie! 129 00:05:46,622 --> 00:05:48,370 I'm coming for you... 130 00:05:48,371 --> 00:05:51,011 And those kids. 131 00:05:52,007 --> 00:05:55,319 Did you hear that? My name was on TV! 132 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,800 I gotta go call my mother! 133 00:05:59,389 --> 00:06:00,891 Did he hear the second part? 134 00:06:00,892 --> 00:06:04,795 Oh, he heard it. Three, two, one. 135 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:06,716 Whoa! 136 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,581 Run for our lives! 137 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:13,765 Kickin' it with you! 138 00:06:13,766 --> 00:06:19,666 Only take what's necessary, people. We have to travel lightly. 139 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,895 Great. Rudy, what's the plan? Where are we going? 140 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:23,614 - Uh... - That's where I come in. 141 00:06:23,615 --> 00:06:26,407 Tonight we will travel south to Guatemala. 142 00:06:26,408 --> 00:06:30,235 There we will live as a talented but reasonably-priced mariachi band. 143 00:06:30,236 --> 00:06:31,813 Mariachi band? 144 00:06:31,814 --> 00:06:34,470 Si. And I am the leader... 145 00:06:34,471 --> 00:06:37,095 [Emphatically] Se?orita Rosa. 146 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:38,912 Why would you play a woman? 147 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:41,350 My plan, my disguises, Kim. 148 00:06:41,351 --> 00:06:43,412 Or should I call you by your new name? 149 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,478 [Emphatically] Jorge! 150 00:06:45,479 --> 00:06:46,902 - [Knocking on door] - [Shrieks] 151 00:06:46,903 --> 00:06:50,484 It's the Blade! Children, form a human shield around me... 152 00:06:50,485 --> 00:06:53,390 For your own safety. 153 00:06:53,391 --> 00:06:55,441 Rudy, Benny the Blade wouldn't knock. 154 00:06:55,442 --> 00:06:57,314 Oh. Good point. 155 00:06:57,315 --> 00:06:59,355 Coming! 156 00:07:00,764 --> 00:07:03,790 Oh, it's Detective Bronson. 157 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:04,831 Come on, come on, come on. 158 00:07:04,832 --> 00:07:07,352 - Hey. - Hey. 159 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:10,183 - Any news on Benny? - We're still looking for him. 160 00:07:10,184 --> 00:07:14,179 But we've got a plan. The five of you are going into Witness Protection. 161 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:17,780 Good call. Witness Protection. 162 00:07:18,635 --> 00:07:20,497 Why don't you explain what it is to the kids, 163 00:07:20,498 --> 00:07:24,804 because I definitely know what it is, that, that is. 164 00:07:24,805 --> 00:07:27,491 We take you to a secret location and give you new identities. 165 00:07:27,492 --> 00:07:29,904 You can return after Blade is captured. 166 00:07:29,905 --> 00:07:32,382 Oh, this is gonna be great. 167 00:07:32,383 --> 00:07:34,135 The cops are gonna pay for us to hang out 168 00:07:34,136 --> 00:07:36,599 and play volleyball with girls at an exotic resort?! 169 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,604 Nah nah, forget that. 170 00:07:37,605 --> 00:07:40,425 I say we go to a cabin in the mountains, get our snowboard on. 171 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:41,796 I don't do cold. 172 00:07:41,797 --> 00:07:44,913 I once got hypothermia from a smoothie. 173 00:07:44,914 --> 00:07:47,399 I bet it's a cruise. I'm gonna need my own state room. 174 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,025 If she's getting one, I'm getting one. 175 00:07:49,026 --> 00:07:50,727 - Me too! - All right, it's settled! 176 00:07:50,728 --> 00:07:52,602 State rooms all around. 177 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:53,941 Yes! 178 00:07:53,942 --> 00:07:56,994 I am gonna need a balcony with a hot tub. 179 00:07:56,995 --> 00:08:00,029 - You're not going on a... - No no no, don't tell us. 180 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:03,150 We wanna be surprised. 181 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:05,438 [Cows moo] 182 00:08:07,215 --> 00:08:12,435 When it comes to surprises, you, Sir, are horrible. 183 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:22,377 Hiding on a farm in the middle of Homesdale is not what we had in mind. 184 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:26,117 Benny the Blade is a dangerous man. And this is the last place he would look. 185 00:08:26,118 --> 00:08:29,220 Yeah, I don't blame him. That cow just peed on the floor. 186 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:31,879 Remember... you're experienced farmhands. 187 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,881 You have to blend in and stay hidden. 188 00:08:33,882 --> 00:08:36,503 You have to be completely off the grid. 189 00:08:36,504 --> 00:08:38,660 That's why I confiscated your cellphones. 190 00:08:38,661 --> 00:08:40,829 [All sigh] 191 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:42,622 [Cow moos] 192 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,383 [Ringtone playing] 193 00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:49,593 Jerry, did you hide your phone in the cow? 194 00:08:49,594 --> 00:08:51,798 Yes, I did. 195 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,163 Why did you do that? 196 00:08:53,164 --> 00:08:57,065 Oh, because the sheep got really bad reception. 197 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:59,636 Well, there you are! 198 00:08:59,637 --> 00:09:01,544 My new farmhands. 199 00:09:01,545 --> 00:09:06,273 My name's farmer Pratchett, but, uh, why don't you call me Jebidiah? 200 00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:09,208 Oh. Hello, Jebidiah. 201 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:11,909 I'm... Rudimiah. 202 00:09:12,117 --> 00:09:16,115 And this is Jackidiah, Jeremiah, Miltimiah and that's... 203 00:09:16,116 --> 00:09:17,650 Kim. 204 00:09:17,651 --> 00:09:19,704 Just Kim. 205 00:09:19,705 --> 00:09:22,405 So, where did y'all work last? 206 00:09:22,406 --> 00:09:24,326 Uh... 207 00:09:24,638 --> 00:09:27,398 Over yonder ways. 208 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,838 For old MacDonald. 209 00:09:30,839 --> 00:09:32,205 He... 210 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:34,606 Had a farm. 211 00:09:35,156 --> 00:09:38,396 [Softly] Ee-i-ee-i-o. 212 00:09:38,936 --> 00:09:40,914 I have a list of chores here. 213 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:43,941 Oh, all right. Let's see what we got. 214 00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:46,658 Nope, not for me, nice try. 215 00:09:46,659 --> 00:09:48,619 Ewe, I would never do that. 216 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:51,832 Oh, here we go. "Milk the cow". 217 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:55,928 That's got "Rudimiah" written all over it. 218 00:09:55,929 --> 00:10:00,548 It's, uh... it's just me and my daughter Lily now. 219 00:10:00,549 --> 00:10:02,886 We had a tough harvest last year. 220 00:10:02,887 --> 00:10:06,866 Had to sell my beloved plow horse Charlie. 221 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,590 He had a beautiful mane. 222 00:10:09,591 --> 00:10:10,724 Hmm. 223 00:10:10,725 --> 00:10:12,209 You know what? 224 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:14,278 You kinda remind me of my Charlie. 225 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:16,499 [Chuckles] 226 00:10:16,552 --> 00:10:18,412 Yes. 227 00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:20,959 How about a sugar cube, boy? 228 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,037 No, I'm good... 229 00:10:23,038 --> 00:10:24,775 That's a good boy. 230 00:10:24,776 --> 00:10:27,725 [Animal huffs angrily] 231 00:10:27,726 --> 00:10:29,526 Ah! 232 00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:36,133 That cow does not like being milked. 233 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:38,774 That's a bull. 234 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:43,157 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 235 00:10:43,158 --> 00:10:45,242 [Rooster crows] 236 00:10:45,243 --> 00:10:48,679 Now this is the most important job on the farm... 237 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:53,000 Protecting my vegetables from the birds. 238 00:10:53,339 --> 00:10:55,402 Holy Christmas nuts! 239 00:10:55,403 --> 00:10:57,621 Look at the size of that gourd! 240 00:10:57,622 --> 00:10:59,442 That's not just a gourd. 241 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:02,896 That squash is gonna win this year's state fair. 242 00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:05,138 I call her Sas-Squash. 243 00:11:05,139 --> 00:11:07,541 Oh, I get it. Because she's so big. 244 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,299 She's like Sasquatch. 245 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,160 Who? 246 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,449 Well, I can see why you chose me. 247 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:16,624 I'm smart, courageous... 248 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,965 And trustworthy. 249 00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:23,726 That and, uh... well, you've got a face made for scaring. 250 00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:26,216 - Good luck. - I don't need it. 251 00:11:26,217 --> 00:11:29,697 This is gonna be a breeze. 252 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,130 [Bird caws] 253 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,600 Oh-ho. 254 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,763 I see you up there, crow. 255 00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:43,298 Licking your beak. 256 00:11:43,299 --> 00:11:47,471 Well, it's not gonna happen on my watch. Keep moving! 257 00:11:47,472 --> 00:11:49,473 That's right, fly away. 258 00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:51,394 Ah... 259 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,046 Oh, no. Oh oh, you're coming back. 260 00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:58,372 - [Crows caw loudly] - And you're bringing your friends... 261 00:11:58,373 --> 00:12:00,560 And a bald eagle. 262 00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:03,869 Oh. No no. No no no. Oh oh! 263 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,970 Oh! Ow! 264 00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:13,968 [Birds caw] 265 00:12:26,817 --> 00:12:28,208 Oh. 266 00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:30,147 Oh, Sas-Squash. 267 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:33,388 You never had a chance. 268 00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:37,374 You animals! 269 00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:40,789 If you ever come back again! 270 00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,580 You're gonna feel the wrath... 271 00:12:42,581 --> 00:12:43,703 [Eagle cries] 272 00:12:43,704 --> 00:12:46,944 Better get out of here. 273 00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,213 Your job is simple. 274 00:12:50,214 --> 00:12:53,703 Just use this rope to stack those bales up there. 275 00:12:53,704 --> 00:12:55,766 Whoa whoa whoa whoa, slow down. 276 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,837 Okay? Ropes, bales, up... 277 00:12:57,838 --> 00:13:00,038 Lot of moving parts here, Pratchett. 278 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:02,100 I don't care how you do it. 279 00:13:02,101 --> 00:13:05,101 Just get that hay... 280 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:09,081 - Up there. - [Sighs deeply] 281 00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:19,334 I've been watching you. 282 00:13:19,335 --> 00:13:22,095 You're different. 283 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,668 I get that a lot. 284 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:27,171 You're not from around here, are you? 285 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,734 You can tell me. 286 00:13:28,735 --> 00:13:30,274 Actually, I'm from the city. 287 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:31,343 [Gasps] 288 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:35,415 Did you ever ride on those magical moving stairs? 289 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,814 You mean an escalator? 290 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,859 [Gasps] 291 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,680 Oh, how you talk! 292 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:43,349 I was in the city once selling eggs with Paul, 293 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:45,717 and I saw someone eating one of those... 294 00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:48,158 Red sauce devil pies. 295 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,987 - You mean a pizza? - [Gasps] 296 00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:56,148 Pizza! I've never said a word with a "Z" in it. 297 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:58,636 You know, I can, uh... 298 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,770 [Exhales] Order one of those on my... 299 00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:04,006 - Cellphone. - No, you cannot. 300 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:06,347 No... whoa! 301 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:11,366 Oh, hi, yeah. I'd like to order a delivery, please. 302 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,187 419 Prairie Way... 303 00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:15,907 Homesdale. 304 00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,260 [Laughs] 305 00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:20,111 Hacking into their phones was brilliant. 306 00:14:20,112 --> 00:14:23,714 I think it's time the Blade makes a little... 307 00:14:23,715 --> 00:14:25,967 Pizza delivery. 308 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,609 [Chicken clucks] 309 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,890 Thank you. 310 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,716 Been a pleasure. 311 00:14:33,336 --> 00:14:35,148 Ooh, still warm and damp. 312 00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:38,209 Gross, but thank you. 313 00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:41,733 Okay, last house on the block. 314 00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:44,725 Ow! A chicken just pecked me. 315 00:14:44,726 --> 00:14:46,961 Yeah, because you don't know what you're doing, Kim. 316 00:14:46,962 --> 00:14:49,545 You can't just shove your hand in there and get all grabby. 317 00:14:49,546 --> 00:14:51,113 You have to just... ow! 318 00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:53,856 [Chicken clucks loudly] 319 00:14:53,857 --> 00:14:55,074 Let her keep her stupid egg! 320 00:14:55,075 --> 00:14:56,757 - Come let's get out of here. - We can't. 321 00:14:56,758 --> 00:15:00,682 Pratchett said if we leave a single egg, they'll get lazy and stop laying. 322 00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:04,902 I got it. Okay. You act like a rooster, draw her out and I'll grab the egg. 323 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,871 - Kim, I'm not acting like... - A handsome rooster. 324 00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:10,512 That I can do. 325 00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:14,622 [Clucking] 326 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:24,083 Aw, Jack, look! It's working, she's out. 327 00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:31,147 - I can't find the egg. - Put your head in and look for it. 328 00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:33,263 Yeah, I think I see it. 329 00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:36,564 - Ow! - [Chicken shrieks] 330 00:15:41,805 --> 00:15:44,035 I think there may be another chicken in there. 331 00:15:44,036 --> 00:15:46,256 Ya think? 332 00:15:48,445 --> 00:15:50,365 Wait. 333 00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:53,071 Where'd she go? 334 00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,446 - Oh! - [Clucks] 335 00:16:00,447 --> 00:16:03,087 [Both screaming] 336 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:11,073 Ha! You thought you were gonna get us, but you didn't. You know why? 337 00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:15,806 Because you and your little chicken brain were no match for me and my... what?! 338 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,387 Whoa! Help me! 339 00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:32,380 - What happened to you? - I got baled and barreled. 340 00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:35,492 - What happened to you? - We got pecked and feathered. 341 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,987 - What happened to you? - I got crowed and eagled. 342 00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:42,708 What it do, farm friends? Woo! 343 00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:46,223 - That's my girl. - You're finally here. 344 00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:49,167 Everybody get back to work. We've got jobs to do. 345 00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:51,362 [Overlapping chatter] 346 00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:53,980 What's going on here?! 347 00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:57,604 Who are you people? Because you sure aren't farmers. 348 00:16:57,605 --> 00:17:00,956 You're right. You deserve the truth. We're a... 349 00:17:00,957 --> 00:17:03,477 We are a mariachi band. 350 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,566 [High-pitched] And I am Se?orita Rosa. 351 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,714 - Milton. - [Normal voice] Shut it, Jorge. 352 00:17:07,715 --> 00:17:13,337 After I had to sell my horse Charlie, I didn't think things could get any worse. 353 00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:17,418 But you all have destroyed my barn. 354 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,012 That's all right, pal. 355 00:17:20,013 --> 00:17:22,129 Now I'm gonna destroy them. 356 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,216 Benny? How did you find us? 357 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:27,839 It was easy. I just waited for someone to use their phone. 358 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,704 Pizza delivery for Jerry Martinez. 359 00:17:30,705 --> 00:17:32,991 Oh. That's me. 360 00:17:32,992 --> 00:17:35,288 Yeah, well, you took more than 30 minutes to deliver it, 361 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,444 which means I don't have to pay. 362 00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:38,980 Thank you. 363 00:17:38,981 --> 00:17:41,136 I wanna know what's going on around here. 364 00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:43,297 Get 'em! 365 00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,242 Chappy Chapman? What are you doing here? 366 00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:45,143 It's called sweet revenge, missy. 367 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,642 You! 368 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:56,530 Nobody hits Chappy Chapman and his hair. 369 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:59,676 This Chappy Chapman live from the Pratchett farm. 370 00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:02,737 Back to you, Brittny. 371 00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:10,718 Benny and his boys are going away for a long time, 372 00:19:10,719 --> 00:19:14,240 thanks to you and your friends, Rudy. 373 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:19,333 I'm mighty impressed that you were brave enough to stand up to a fellow like Benny. 374 00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:23,783 You might not be good farmers, but you're good people. 375 00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:26,119 And you're welcome on my farm anytime. 376 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,855 - [Chicken clucks] - [Eagle cries] 377 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:28,684 [Cow moos] 378 00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:29,722 - I'm out. - Nope. 379 00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:32,903 - Let's go. - No way. 380 00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:37,533 Uh, Mr. Farmer Pratchett, Sir? 381 00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,066 I have something to say. 382 00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:43,685 In the short time that I've been here, I've developed feelings for Lily and... 383 00:19:43,686 --> 00:19:45,939 I would like to ask for your permission to be her... 384 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,860 Yeah? 385 00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,344 Be her pen pal. See ya, Lily. Write me. 386 00:19:52,345 --> 00:19:54,925 Guys, wait up! 387 00:19:58,621 --> 00:20:00,594 Kickin' it with you! 388 00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:02,693 Oh, you're back. [Chuckles] 389 00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:05,573 Oh, please don't tell me you're here to help. 390 00:20:05,574 --> 00:20:08,638 Actually we got a present for you. 391 00:20:08,639 --> 00:20:09,787 [Whinnies] 392 00:20:09,788 --> 00:20:11,308 Pratchett: Ooh! 393 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:14,129 Charlie! [Chortles] 394 00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,689 My Charlie! 395 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:19,279 We couldn't think of a better way to spend our reward money. 396 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,274 How about a sugar cube, Charlie? Huh? 397 00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:25,245 Aw, that's my good boy. 398 00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:30,014 [Voice breaking] I remember when I was his good boy. 399 00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:31,228 Hey. 400 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,904 This bale of hay should be at the top of the stack. 401 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:37,965 I'm on it. [Exhales] 402 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,555 [Straining] 403 00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:01,069 We're good. 404 00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:07,416 Look what I found out in the pumpkin patch under some leaves. 405 00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,092 All: Whoa! 406 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:13,300 She's guaranteed to win first prize at this year's state fair. 407 00:21:13,301 --> 00:21:15,623 Jerry, you're stacking the hay too high. 408 00:21:15,624 --> 00:21:19,704 Kim, I know how to stack... uh-oh. 409 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,808 [Pumpkin splatters] 410 00:21:24,665 --> 00:21:27,376 You know, to beat traffic, we should probably get going. 411 00:21:27,377 --> 00:21:31,277 - Take care. Thank you. - Yeah... 412 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:35,869 Good luck at the fair, man. 413 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:39,276 Pumpkin looks like a sure winner. 414 00:21:39,277 --> 00:21:41,436 Kickin' it with you! 415 00:21:41,437 --> 00:21:47,337 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 416 00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:51,937 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0